Marketing Lesson of the Election: You Can’t Polish a Turd

By Glen Gardner/marketing consultant

Billions of dollars were spent on marketing various candidates over the past several months aimed at trying to convince voters. Now that the dust has settled, the question of how effective those billions of dollars were looms large. More than $1.5-billion was spent by outside groups on both sides trying to influence the outcome of the vote. That doesn't count the billions spent by the campaigns. Most of that money was spent on television advertising.

 

So, what did all that spending accomplish? Before the election the Democrats held the White House and Senate. Republicans held the House of Representatives. Billions later the Democrats still hold the White House and Senate. Republicans control the House. I think you get the message. Sometimes we get so involved in polls, demographics, psychographics and the like, that we forget to look at the end result. Nothing really changed!

 

Much of the money spent on television ads was wasted because some of the basic rules of marketing were violated and some assumptions were made that just aren't true.

 

Bad assumption: If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it. In this campaign many lies were repeated very often on all sides. So often and so obvious that virtually no one believed them by the time they voted. This bad assumption is proven wrong every day when you look at your email. Have you contacted that poor soul in Nigeria that just needs a couple of thousand to access a million that you can have half of? Have you given the Euro Lotto your Social Security number because you're the grand prize winner? Those lies are repeated all the time, but they just aren't believable, like many of the ads you've been subjected to. You just hit the delete button in your head.

 

Just as is the case with the email scams, these political marketers believe they can steal votes by repeating lies. Just show the opponent in black-and-white and have them moving in slow motion while an ominous voice tells you that person is responsible for everything from an early winter to the NFL ref lockout. DELETE!

 

Broken marketing rule: Make sure the product is solid before you spend money. Herein lays a very basic marketing principle that played big in the failure of all those billions of dollars. In the case of this election, the product is the candidate. If your product isn't ready for prime-time, you can save the money. If you look at many of the candidates who lost on both sides, the common thread is they were flawed. Spend all the money you want, but the majority of people won't buy a flawed product.

 

The lesson for anyone selling anything is; don't lie and don't spend a cent until your product is right.

 

As an old marketing professor of mine once said, "You can't polish a turd. It's still a turd." -->